Well once again the celebrity world has proven that celeb-on-celeb love working is like winning the lottery. With the average lifespan of celebrity marriages being less time than it takes most of us to pay off the Christmas shopping bills, you would think they would reconsider their options. Maybe instead of trying to date that hot actress you met at that after-party and having a one night stand with the girl at the coffee-shop they should flip that around. Instead of one of them being in Brazil and the other in LA, they could (wait for it) spend time together. (gasp!) Face it folks, it doesn’t work when one of you is having an affair in Spain while the other is filming and having a fling in France. And I’m not just saying this because I want to have a shot with Summer Glau…it’s just that to have a normal relationship someone in that relationship has to be normal.